Odds Are Someone's Listening
Whenever you’re going through a bad day just remember, your track record for getting through bad days, so far, is 100%; and that’s pretty damn good.
My amazing friend (via pain-is-temporary-keep-fighting)

sandandglass:

Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.

laiquendi:

physics question: how do i get to dimension where dana scully is my gf

elf-hellion:

nolibraryfines:

…spending my day off comparing The X-files to Seinfeld…

OH MY GOD

You look fantastic. What are you wearing?

tastefullyoffensive:

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officialswagmom:

hes reading the biology book upside down